life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
|BBC:||*keeps Sherlock Series 3 under wraps for months*|
|BBC:||oh, fuck it|
|BBC:||*releases 30 PICTURES AT ONCE with no warning*|
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
is confidence even worth it like what if I am actually ugly and annoying
I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds too long, which makes for some interesting facial expressions.
very human faces for a cat